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January 31, 2005

Metaphor of the Day

Why must I insist on eating half of a rotten yogurt before discarding the remaining spoiled portion?

As everyone knows, the standard-issue Trader Joe’s nonfat yogurt is 8 oz of pure yogurt gushiness. An overabundant assortment of flavors (many with “fruit on the bottom”) is what you get with each yogurt purchase. I highly recommend the Strawberry Banana.

I digress…

8 oz is a lot of yogurt; and so, 4 oz is also a decent amount of yogurt. Why then, should it take me 4 oz to confirm what I initially believed when I pulled back the plastic seal… that the yogurt, with its sour smell and tart aftertaste was spoiled. This should have been accomplished in just one bite. Maybe it’s just the Red Raspberry that I’m not accustomed to, I rationalized… or maybe it’s because I just finished a handful of roasted cashews that has made my yogurt taste suspicious, I tried to convince myself.

And so, here I sit, sour-mouthed with an upset stomach looking for some mouthwash. With a half-eaten container of what I’ve now confirmed to be rotten yogurt, I must live with my actions; just another result of my failure to trust my initial gut feeling.

January 9, 2005

As the world turns...

Stranger than fiction is easy!... here's a (once thought) nearly impossible feat, come to life: worse than fiction.

NYT OP-ED

January 8, 2005

Happy New Year, to you too...

A new year has been bestowed upon us.

2005.

I hope that you were able to survive the holidays, avoiding any unsustainable damage caused by unruly acts of holiday cheer and the like.

I barely made it through myself… alas, my certainty is that I have made it through another year.

And with the prospects of yet another year on the horizon (wont they ever stop?), it's all I can do to contain myself.

So here’s to you, New Year.

And may all your broken promises and unfulfilled expectations of last year be forgiven.

Happy New Year to all!

January 7, 2005

NEW YEAR's Week w/the Dorritys

pics of our trip to Jersey and NYC are available for your viewing pleasure (with the exception of at least one). many, many thanks to colin and kelly for being such great hosts.

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